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THE ROCKING DILDOS - On Speed (1997)


1. Vegeterian Cunts
2. Anal Blast
3. Blue Holocaust
4. Hangover Wank
5. Race With The Devil
6. The R.D. Anthem
7. Tender Bartender
8. Beach Party
9. Who Gives A Shit
10. Pregnant Women Must Die
11. Club Losers
12. Erection Of The Century
13. Whatchdou2?
14. Hellish Metal
15. Fuckaholics
16. Flop In The Hay
17. TNT Tits
18. 16 Inch Motherfucker


1. Vegeterian Cunts

Vegeterian cunts turn men into rocks,
before you know it you have a carrot instead of cock!
Vegeterian cunts turn men into rocks,
before you know it you have a carrot instead of cock!
Vegeterian cunts want to have a better world
by replacing all the bombs with vegetables!
Vegeterian cunts turn men into rocks,
before you know it you have a carrot insead of cock!
Vegeterian cunts want to have animal rights
but what about their pussywhipped boyfriends who cannot get a blow job?


2. Anal Blast

Sucking & drooling, mating & dating, milking your life
Blasting for anal, crying of shaman, lips no moving
Tits are hanging, penis yet banging, vulva from hell
Saliva keeps dropping, stench's nauseating, sperm is running
Clitoris burning, forehead aching, crying for more
Foreplay stopping, excitement growing, action time
Rectum is ripping, skindeep shitting, agony & glamour
Full power wanker, shameless cancer, victory is mine
Are you ready?
Anal blast


3. Blue Holocaust

Blue holocaust of my mind, stars appearing in my sight
Another dimension not far away, sorrow & sadness blown away
Blue holocaust of my mind, elepants appearing in sight
I gotta get much more of this weed to lay an egg of my godly seed
I became a god!!!


4. Hangover Wank

Burning urge in my pants, I gotta wank or I go mad
I take out all my porno mags
Number 65, my target, I wank
It only takes a few seconds to cum
When hangover wanking is so much fun
It's still standing so I keep on wanking
At the same time my head is aching
I gotta go and puke out my guts
When I return I'm back in wank-o-rama
It feels so good it feels so right
My sheets are dirty I have paid the price


5. Race With The Devil

On the motorway, engine burning hot
Racing with the devil, till the last drop
Race with the devil-who will win & who will lose?
Race with the devil-for whom the bells toll?
There's no set of rules, one of us will loose
We will race till the end, on the highway to hell
Race with the devil-who will win & who will loose?
Race with the devil-for whom the bells toll?


6. The R.D. Anthem

In the night you see the light you gotta know it's the dildo's night
We smash the gear, we drink the beer, we burn the place you better beware
We are proud of our sound, our crowd loves our rock
All the women take off your clothes, the dildos are here, it is time to fuck!!!
The Rocking Dildos!!!


7. Tender Bartender

Hey you-another round, bring the bottle, put it down
Hey you-a shot of scotch, screwdriver, black russian
Tender bartender
Hey you-thanx a lot, cann you pass some peanuts?
Tender bartender


8. Beach Party

Grams of hash, bikini bash, wet t-shirts, six packs,
Dog shit, golf car, don't forget, a jack!
On the beach we party all night long, on the beach we drink dom perignon
On the beach we party all night long, on the beach we drink dom perignon
Vomit on shirt, vomit on skirt, vomit on face
Vomit on shoes, this is it, beach party blues!
On the beach we party all night long, on the beach we drink dom perignon
On the beach we party all night long, on the beach we drink dom perignon


9. Who Gives A Shit

Who gives a shit!
If people are starving & disease is spreading
If rainforest are destroyed & animals tested
If poverty & crime & militar leader arise
If the strong rule over the weak by law

I have better things to do than complain about a fucking shit
I rather pave the rainforests and kill all greenpeace fuckheads

Who gives a shit!
If people are tortured, chased & maimed
If leaders are oppressing by force
If war are raging on & on & on

I have better things to do than complain about a fucking shit
I rather go hunting some animalia shitheads
Take away their rights and destroy their organizations
By acting fast & violent we can become the strongest nation

Who gives a shit!


10. Pregnant Women Must Die

Pregnancy is abomination, it's unnatural condition
Hide your bellies & stay at home, we don't want to see your bastards
Pregnant women must die-kill all their children now!
Your cunts are wide, you gain just weight,
your tits hurting, are you really proud?
You smell like shit & you look like shit so go run to abortion clinic
Pregnant women must die-kill all their children now!


11. Club Losers

What is this, this group of dildos, taking over, planet earth
We know our rock, we know how to fuck, we are the future of dildo rock

Losers, boozers, losers, the bottle sang again


12. Erection Of The Century

I woke up this morning my penis pointing the sky
With the erection of the century someone gotta die

No place to run, no place to hide,
I am coming for you, my penis pointing the sky

Having wanked seven times, it's just won't go down
Erection of the century, steelhard machine gun

No place to run, no place to hide,
I am coming for you, my penis pointing the sky


13. Whatchdou2?

What you gonna do when they come for you?
I am gonna kill them and blow them to moon
What you gonna do when they are dead?
I am gonna go to toilet and have a good wank

I use my right to own a gun, if they come for me it will be fun
I'll put my gun for good use, my bullets sing:whatchadou2?


14. Hellish Metal

Oh metal!!!
This is the shit we are going to play, bang your head it's the only way
Raise your fists and show them hell
Shorthaired wimps and spandex posers they will die-fuck you!
Shorthaired wimps and spandex posers they will die-fuck you!
Guitars roaring pounding drums, chainsaw bass the show goes on
Hellish metal is the only way, if you aren't into metal you must be gay!
Shorthaired wimps and spandex posers they will die-fuck you!
Shorthaired wimps and spandex posers they will die-fuck you!
Give them hell


15. Fuckaholics

Since the dawn of time, looking for a prey
This group of dildos, looking for a lay

Fuckaholics, Fuckaholics, looking for a lay
Fuckaholics, Fuckaholics, ten pussies in a day

Obsessed with pussies, crazy for anal
Fistfuck no problem, fuckaholics daily program

Fuckaholics, Fuckaholics, looking for a lay
Fuckaholics, Fuckaholics, ten pussies in a day


16. Flop In The Hay

Your life in god's hands, my brick in your hands
You're wasted, you're naked, like to play this sissy game?
I'm demonic hound my brick is your mouth
Suck it babe, suck it dry, cry flower cry

Your life in my hands, my brick in your ass
You're nothing, you're wasted, wham-bam is my middle name!

Flop in the hay one minute for a lay
Flop in the hay my sweet lover babe
Flop in the hay one minute for a lay
Flop in the hay my sweet lover babe


17. TNT Tits

Tnt tits - those godly bits
I love to cum on your big tits, I love to dive into your tnt tits
Tnt tits - those godly bits
I love to scramble your big tits, I am in love with your tnt tits


18. 16 Inch Motherfucker

Here's 16 inch motherfucker kiss your life goodbye
Ripping you inside and making you cry
16 inch motherfucker will brand you for life
Leaving a wet mark behind you will hope you could die
16 inch motherfucker doesn't give a shit
Any living hole is good enough to be fucked & left
And when left behind you will bleed and weep
And pray for the return of this godly 16 inch meat
And when left behind you will bleed and weep
And pray for the return of this godly 16 inch meat
You have to met the messiah you have seen the future
16 inch motherfucker is the king of the kings



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