Mama, I wanna grow up to be a drunk
Sit around, watch TV and pick my feet
I wanna be pissed off and jealous of any
Whos successful and complain that I cant keep a job!
Im not human, not human, Im special
Im not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

My sister, shes got 3 babies
But she dont remember who their daddy is
She was on Girls Gone Wild showin her stuff
Now shes a porn star, were so proud of her
Shes not human, not human, shes special
Shes not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

What that, youre looking for a donation?
Save the whales, feed the children?
Feed the children to the whales
Im savin up for a big screen TV!