I'm a cocky little kid with a metal band
I'd like to be a star, I got my hair dyed black
And I just got a brand new guitar..

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I stole some riffs from a CD today
I think it was At The Gates..
I blend it up with my personal taste
My friends got totally amazed

Chunky riffs and some cookie monster vox, will be enough to get us signed
Sony music is looking for a band, dude I think I got a plan
In Flames and Soilwork have just sold out, and one of the singers is getting bald
My time has come, I'm gonna be a shooting star

So don't step in my way
My rules must be obeyed..

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I stole some riffs from a CD today
I think it was At The Gates..
I blend it up with my personal taste
My friends got totally amazed
Our sound is totally new, such a gift to the world
My piercing looks nice in the corner of my mouth, I got it from a hot topic girl

I'm really such a sensitive guy
I'm scared those machoriffs will fuck up my style
So please. Take a look at me, I want to look so mean
I'm ready to take on the world
And all my friends. They agree!

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So don't step in my way
My rules must be obeyed