I'd be happy to humiliate myself
I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody
I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame
I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody

Fly me to some tropical island today
Where I can tempt your brains away

Lock me in a bunker for a year or two
The tabloids love it and so do you

That's entertainment!
That's entertainment!

I'd be happy to humiliate myself
I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody
I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame
I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody

Young, old, singles, husbands and wives
I give meaning to your worthless lives

And when it's all over and I leave your TV
Half the country will need therapy

That's entertainment!
That's entertainment!