[chorus:]
bill scott's dumb
[x4]

you were brought up in a nudist colony
and you're also adopted too
you wear those gay pink shorts
and your dog shits all over the floor

[chorus]

you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls
you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke
your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking stupid,and
bill scott's dumb