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Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Claptons gay, and hes fucking gay

Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger, and Petty
You were sick of his gay fucking songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Your father sucks so fucking bad
You knew youd get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing You Look Wonderful Tonight
So you jumped out a really high up window

I almost wish you didnt die
Because I hate the song Tears In Heaven
I was glad you died until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay