IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN DO TO BE YOUR PERFECT PET?
MAY I CUT OUT MY TONGUE?

YES, YOU'RE RIGHT! I AGREE ON
EVERYTHING YOU WANT ME TO
MAY I SCRATCH YOUR BACK?

SQUEEZE ME DOWN
LIKE A MICROBURST

I WILL FIT IN THE CROWD
PLEASE GIVE ME AN ORDER
OR A SLAP IN THE FACE

I'M THE DOG ON THE LEAD
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM
I'M STILL NOT HOUSE-TRAINED