[Words By: Lant / Clare, Music By: Clare]

Listen heres a story, you wont find in any book
Go-Go Bars, Newcastle Broon, jailbait with every look
Be careful who you love, cause things get ah passed around a bit
44 double Ds, my eyes just hit the ground
Yeah she was cruel, yeah she was kind
I could not see cause I was blind, that bitch is killing me
But how I love her cruelty, yeah

Shock, thats what you get when shes in town
Shock, Mayfair, shes there
Shock, shes got enough to go around
Shock

Now its da weekend so were, brrrreabudeebudabudeebudabrreay
Trillions of lovely little darlings, spewing up their brew
Lets go to Whitley Bay, down 42nd street
The girls look innocent, until they get your meat

Yeah she was cruel, yeah she was kind
I could not see cause I was blind, that bitch is killing me
But how I love her cruelty, yeah
Have mercy

Yeah she was cruel, yeah she was kind
I could not see cause I was blind, that bitch is killing me
Come out come out cruelty

Shock, thats what you get when shes in town
Shock, Mayfair, shes there
Shock, shes got enough to go around
Shock ... yo, blow me