Ska is gay, Reggae is gay
Youre fucking gay and youre not punk
You say you hate corporations, but you were on NBC
Londons calling and theyre calling you gay

[Chorus:]
Rancid sucks, Rancid sucks, Rancid sucks, and The Clash sucked too
[x2]

If Kenny G had a Mohawk, he wouldnt be punk
If Yanni had dumb tattoos, he wouldnt be punk
If Garth Brooks pierced his nose, he wouldnt be punk
If Liberace sounded like The Clash, he wouldnt be punk

[Chorus]

Youre gay, you suck
[x6]
And The Clash sucked too