My daddy bought me a car
he'd never think I would go this far
Racing down through the city
In my Mercedes Cabriolet
Like a singing ricochet
I head for the beach
As the wig is flowing in the breeze
Ruth is feeding me with cheese

Yes I'm a fake but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
And we're so god damn great

My Band is on top of the world
That's what people think
And yeah, thats the god damn truth
and my wife's name is Ruth
My rock n roll age is twenty
But the fact is, I'm plenty
I will never give up my fame
But people say I'm so fucking lame

We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the masses

Yes I'm a fake but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
And we're so god damn great

In the weekends I play gold
With my dear friend Dr.Rolf
He's the one who fixed my face
'Cause I don't wanna look like a basket case
People do not know I'm a fake
That could be more than they could take
I'm wearing make up to look so good
The bandanna keeps the wig in place

We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the masses