How Would You Like To Go Bobbing For Apples The Shape Of Fish?
Throw A Coin Into The Well, Close Your Eyes, And Make A Wish?

How Would You Like To Dine A La Frankenstein?
Downtown They're Giving Them Away,
Downtown They're Giving Them!
How Would You Like To Dine A La Frankenstein?
Downtown They're Giving Them Away,
Downtown They're Giving Them!

Oh Hey There Mama Nature Why Do You Keep On Shooting Us That Look?
No No We Did Not Take It! I Swear We Were Only Borrowing The Book!

How Would You Like To Dine A La Frankenstein?
Downtown They're Giving Them Away,
Downtown They're Giving Them!
How Would You Like To Dine A La Frankenstein?
Downtown They're Giving Them Away,
Downtown They're Giving Them!

So Who's Been Planting Magic Beans To Catch Themselves A Golden Hen?
We've Spent So Many Years Going Over This We Can't Start That All Again!

How Would You Like To Dine A La Frankenstein?
Downtown They're Giving Them Away,
Downtown They're Giving Them!
How Would You Like To Dine A La Frankenstein?
Downtown They're Giving Them Away,
Downtown They're Giving Them!