I never bothered to find out why youre in jail
But, I think its funny that you are
I hope you didnt actually do it
And your life got ruined for nothing

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I dont know why youre in jail
And I dont fucking care
I hope you get raped every day
Im glad youre stuck in there

You were probably in a drunken Indian blackout
You were drinking Listerine in the desert
Your bartender shut you off, so you tried to scalp him
Then you tried to shoot an FBI agent

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