Jim Howell beat his wife so his brother-in-law fired him
We were trying to think of ways we could help him out
I saw you wearing a 311 shirt and reading French poetry
To your lesbian lover who was wearing a beret

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I paid Jim Howell to rape you
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First we gave him a fifth of Old Crow and some Schlitz
We told him youd probably be at the Random Road Mother show
While you were talking to Joe Bonni about clove cigarettes
He yanked you away and fucked you up the ass

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RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, you got raped by Jim Howell
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