Our metallicity coefficent is too high to be measured
When we see a poser we make him taste the steelness of our dicks
Our iron anus is pressured so that we can shot shit
Everytime we see someone that listens to false metal

False metal fuck you
Poser fuck you

We have the right to say false metal go fuck you
As long as we are too true metal to be true

Our grandfather was like us, he fought for the truth
And for the true swing and the true twist and shout
So we keep his spirit on and we fight for the true metal
Even if his music can be considered at the maximum as wood

False metal fuck you
Poser fuck you

We have the right to say false metal go fuck you
As long as we are too true metal to be true