Brand me a chauvinist,
A rapist if you please.
Brand me a god and a seven-headed tease.
But if I were you
I'd stop right there !
Consider why you're drooling every time I'm in the near...
I'm in the near...

Brand me a racist,
A Nazi if you please.
Brand me the son of every nasty sleaze.
But if I were you,
I'd give it a rest !
You're nothing but a shithead who's failed the test...

Call me a geezer,
Call me a fuck.
Tell me I'm crazy,
Tell me I suck.
But if I were you
I'd certainly know that most definitely
You are the lowest of low...
Aaaahhhhhh...aaaahhhh.

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Careful with the names you call !
If I were you
I'd give it a rest !
Compared to me indeed you lack the zest...

Call me a geezer,
Call me a fuck...
Tell me I'm crazy,
Tell me I suck.
But if I were you,
I'd certainly know that most definitely
You are the lowest of low...
You are the lowest of low...