01. Mike Kennedy is a Bad Friend
02. Solo & Chewy: Holdin’ it Down
03. Won’t Be Pathetic Forever
04. You’re not Salinger. Get over It.
05. An Elegy for Baby Blue
06. Don’t Open the Fridge!
07. Christmas at 22
08. Leavenhouse. 11:30.
09. My Geraldine Lies Over the Delaware
10. I Ain’t Saying He A Gold Digga (Sike!)
11. Let’s Moshercise!!!
12. Through Two Hearts
13. Cheap Shots, Youth Anthems (Originally by Kid Dynamite)
14. Zip Lock (Originally by Lit)
15. Hey Julie (Originally by Fountains of Wayne)
16. Buzz Aldrin: The Poster Boy for Second Place
17. Cowboy Killers
18. I Fell in Love with a Ninja Master