Goldfish podge
Keeper of the deep
Knows to take
His two vedge and meat,
Give him burgers
In a nice fresh bun
Set the cat on him
See the fucker run,
Knick
Knack paddy wack
Give the fish a bone
You fat bastard
Your stomach's really grown,
Here comes H
He's captain golden golden fry
Gonna pop you with his fork
And turn you into pie,
You stupid fool
You should have know
A goldfish shouldn't
Weigh ten stone