Myspace, your face, disgrace
Your face, Myspace

I see your photo there
And I believe
It's hard for me to see
If I should stay or leave
Its often way too dark,
Or angled weird
To tell if you're a pig
Or as hot as you appear

Myspace, your face, disgrace
Yourspace, my face

Don't care about your friends
None of that shit
Just want some dirty pics
So I can wank a bit
So get your gear off and turn on a light
Take yourself a decent photo
Then add me yeah alright!

Myspace, your face, disgrace
Your space, your face

[Piano Interlude]