Michael Stipe – sissy whining tart
Fucking Phil Collins – the pent-up fart
Stevie Wonder seems way too glad
Gary Moore is not bluesy but sad
Armstrong, Leblanc and the doped detour
Sorry Stephen King – there ain’t no cure
Michael Jackson’s too kind to the kids
DJ Ötzi fucking swindler bitch

No excuse is the game tonight
No fucking reasons – just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day – go ahead and die

Britney’s Beers – show us your clit
Claudia Schiffer – because you’re not worth it
Ewan McGregor don’t deserve the force
Céline Dion’s got the face of a horse
No more surgery for little Richard
Osama – where’ve you Bin? – you fucking coward
Dieter Bolen is a popstar fool
Bill Gates needs a new hairdo

No excuse is the game tonight
No fucking reasons – just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day – go ahead and die

Bob Geldorf – self-righteous Santa
Axle Rose and his ugly bandanna
Germany’s national football team
Play like shit – but they always win
Hairball Nickelback – epic cry-baby
Steve Martin – where’s the fun gone lately
Jimmy Page could have been eternally all right
If not for Puff Daddy – the fucking parasite

No excuse is the game tonight
No fucking reasons – just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day – go ahead and die