Your wife was so fucking bored with you
I was in Boston for a court date and she fucked me
I threw an ashtray through a Chinese restaurants window
I met her at an Upsidedown Cross show

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I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife I bent her over
I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife your marriage is over

Larry Lifeless was buying her drinks
I told her how I used to be a crack head
Next thing I knew, she was jerking me off
Youre jealous because your band went nowhere

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