1. Baby, You Make Me Wish I Had Three Hands
2. Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It 'Til After Marriage
3. Honey, I've Never Had Sex That Wasn't Awkward
4. Before I Die I'm Gonna Fuck Me A Fish
5. Here, Take This Pill
6. How To Survive A Vicious Cock Fight
7. Paraphilia
8. Just Out Of Curiosity, Are Your Parents Siblings?
9. 8 Dead, 9 If You Count The Fetus
10. Man-Dude Vs. Dude-Brah (Where's The Party At?)
11. Let's Go Halvsies On A Bastard
12. A Portable Death Ray And A Sterile Claw Hammer
13. Pogonatrophy (Part One: The Hunter)
14. Pogonatrophy (Part Two: The Parasite)